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- Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:20 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: The Four Wives.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 488
Re: The Four Wives.
Thanks!
- Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:20 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Monday!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 440
Re: Monday!
he he, perhaps they can be!
- Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:19 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Mainframe quotes and humor .
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3936
Re: Mainframe quotes and humor .
I really liked this one:
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Found. Press F1 to Continue."
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Found. Press F1 to Continue."
- Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:18 pm
- Forum: Site Announcements and Rules.
- Topic: Happy Holiday's Snow!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3156
Re: Happy Holiday's Snow!
Yes, Great!
I looked outside the window and then in, on the Forum, and was confused if the snow has defused to the monitor!
I looked outside the window and then in, on the Forum, and was confused if the snow has defused to the monitor!
- Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:18 am
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Monday!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 440
Monday!
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[/center]- Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:15 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: The Four Wives.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 488
The Four Wives.
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most. He adorned her with rich robes and treated her with delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He’s very proud of her and always wanted to show her off to hi...
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:52 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: What search engine do you use?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2689
What search engine do you use?
Hello,
Well, usually I've heard it google from everyone around me but I don't mind going to Yahoo! or Bing. How about you? Is it google, all over the world, which rules?
Well, usually I've heard it google from everyone around me but I don't mind going to Yahoo! or Bing. How about you? Is it google, all over the world, which rules?
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:51 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: What is Your Internet Connection Speed?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1225
Re: What is Your Internet Connection Speed?
Mine is in KB. 512 Kbps. You Tube videos taks hell lot of time to load!
- Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:39 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Sand art.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 527
Re: Sand art.
And more:
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- Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:09 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Sand art.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 527
Re: Sand art.
Some more:
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- Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:58 am
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Sand art.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 527
Sand art.
Hello,
Here is a collection of pics of Sand art taken at a museum , Mysore .
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Here is a collection of pics of Sand art taken at a museum , Mysore .
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- Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:38 pm
- Forum: JCL - Job Control Language.
- Topic: Can we override IF statement in a PROC.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 736
Re: Can we override IF statement in a PROC.
You can not override the IF statement in PROCs. I think this is not changed even in latest release of zOS 2.1...
- Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:59 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: In the practical world of computing...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 380
In the practical world of computing...
In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever.
[right]- Niklaus Wirth[/right]
[right]- Niklaus Wirth[/right]
- Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:36 pm
- Forum: JCL - Job Control Language.
- Topic: Can we find the total no. of lines in all members of a PDS?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 4127
Can we find the total no. of lines in all members of a PDS?
Hi,
For one of the requirements, I'd need to find the total Lines of Code in a PDS. The PDS has got 1500 members. Is there any way to find the total number of lines using some tool? Can Sort be an optio for this too?
For one of the requirements, I'd need to find the total Lines of Code in a PDS. The PDS has got 1500 members. Is there any way to find the total number of lines using some tool? Can Sort be an optio for this too?
- Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:40 am
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Programming today...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 392
Re: Programming today...
ha ha ha ha: good good ...both of you!
- Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:38 am
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Men versus Women… Who is more complicated?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 294
Men versus Women… Who is more complicated?
Women are always assumed to be more complicated than men. It is believed that understanding a woman is most difficult task across the globe. The complication is quite often highlighted amongst married couples where men keep complaining about women. Though it might be difficult to understand a woman,...
- Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:02 pm
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: Programming today...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 392
Programming today...
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
[right]- Rick Cook[/right]
[right]- Rick Cook[/right]
- Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:51 am
- Forum: Suggestions & Feedback : About the website.
- Topic: Change is good.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 577
Re: Change is good.
Thanks Anuj. 'Portal' sounds like a good option, can we see some sample for that?
- Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:49 am
- Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
- Topic: A computer Program!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 599
Re: A computer Program!
ha ha ha... yes he is a Mod and should know!
- Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:48 am
- Forum: Interview Questions.
- Topic: Can we reverse a string wthout using STRING function?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 605
Re: Can we reverse a string wthout using STRING function?
That can also be correct. But I think Alok should have done some follow up with the interviewer for this question.