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by Angel
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:20 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: The Four Wives.
Replies: 2
Views: 488
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Re: The Four Wives.

Thanks! :)
by Angel
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:20 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Monday!
Replies: 2
Views: 440
India

Re: Monday!

he he, perhaps they can be! :D
by Angel
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:19 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Mainframe quotes and humor .
Replies: 22
Views: 3936
India

Re: Mainframe quotes and humor .

I really liked this one:

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Found. Press F1 to Continue."
by Angel
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:18 pm
Forum: Site Announcements and Rules.
Topic: Happy Holiday's Snow!
Replies: 18
Views: 3156
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Re: Happy Holiday's Snow!

Yes, Great!

I looked outside the window and then in, on the Forum, and was confused if the snow has defused to the monitor! :D
by Angel
Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:18 am
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Monday!
Replies: 2
Views: 440
India

Monday!

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by Angel
Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:15 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: The Four Wives.
Replies: 2
Views: 488
India

The Four Wives.

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most. He adorned her with rich robes and treated her with delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He’s very proud of her and always wanted to show her off to hi...
by Angel
Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:52 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: What search engine do you use?
Replies: 22
Views: 2689
India

What search engine do you use?

Hello,

Well, usually I've heard it google from everyone around me but I don't mind going to Yahoo! or Bing. How about you? Is it google, all over the world, which rules?
by Angel
Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:51 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: What is Your Internet Connection Speed?
Replies: 12
Views: 1225
India

Re: What is Your Internet Connection Speed?

Mine is in KB. 512 Kbps. You Tube videos taks hell lot of time to load!
by Angel
Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:39 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Sand art.
Replies: 4
Views: 527
India

Re: Sand art.

And more:

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by Angel
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:09 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Sand art.
Replies: 4
Views: 527
India

Re: Sand art.

Some more:

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by Angel
Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:58 am
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Sand art.
Replies: 4
Views: 527
India

Sand art.

Hello,

Here is a collection of pics of Sand art taken at a museum , Mysore .

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by Angel
Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:38 pm
Forum: JCL - Job Control Language.
Topic: Can we override IF statement in a PROC.
Replies: 4
Views: 736
India

Re: Can we override IF statement in a PROC.

You can not override the IF statement in PROCs. I think this is not changed even in latest release of zOS 2.1...
by Angel
Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:59 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: In the practical world of computing...
Replies: 2
Views: 380
India

In the practical world of computing...

In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever.
[right]- Niklaus Wirth[/right]
by Angel
Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:36 pm
Forum: JCL - Job Control Language.
Topic: Can we find the total no. of lines in all members of a PDS?
Replies: 9
Views: 4127
India

Can we find the total no. of lines in all members of a PDS?

Hi,

For one of the requirements, I'd need to find the total Lines of Code in a PDS. The PDS has got 1500 members. Is there any way to find the total number of lines using some tool? Can Sort be an optio for this too?
by Angel
Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:40 am
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Programming today...
Replies: 3
Views: 392
India

Re: Programming today...

ha ha ha ha: good good ...both of you! :lol:
by Angel
Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:38 am
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Men versus Women… Who is more complicated?
Replies: 0
Views: 294
India

Men versus Women… Who is more complicated?

Women are always assumed to be more complicated than men. It is believed that understanding a woman is most difficult task across the globe. The complication is quite often highlighted amongst married couples where men keep complaining about women. Though it might be difficult to understand a woman,...
by Angel
Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:02 pm
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: Programming today...
Replies: 3
Views: 392
India

Programming today...

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

[right]- Rick Cook[/right]
by Angel
Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:51 am
Forum: Suggestions & Feedback : About the website.
Topic: Change is good.
Replies: 3
Views: 577
India

Re: Change is good.

Thanks Anuj. 'Portal' sounds like a good option, can we see some sample for that?
by Angel
Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:49 am
Forum: Thought of the Day, General Talk & Jokes.
Topic: A computer Program!
Replies: 5
Views: 599
India

Re: A computer Program!

ha ha ha... yes he is a Mod and should know! :)
by Angel
Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:48 am
Forum: Interview Questions.
Topic: Can we reverse a string wthout using STRING function?
Replies: 4
Views: 605
India

Re: Can we reverse a string wthout using STRING function?

That can also be correct. But I think Alok should have done some follow up with the interviewer for this question.

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