The day Microsoft will make a product that doesn't su**, will be the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
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product quality forecast
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enrico-sorichetti
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product quality forecast
cheers
enrico
When I tell somebody to RTFM or STFW I usually have the page open in another tab/window of my browser,
so that I am sure that the information requested can be reached with a very small effort
enrico
When I tell somebody to RTFM or STFW I usually have the page open in another tab/window of my browser,
so that I am sure that the information requested can be reached with a very small effort
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Anuj Dhawan
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Re: product quality forecast
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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Thanks,
Anuj
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Anuj
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Priyank Chopra
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Re: product quality forecast
ha ha ha! 
Got one with me -
One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down and coasts to the side of the road.
"Hang on," says the mechanical engineer. "The problem is probably the engine, let me have a look at it and I'll have us on the road again in no time."
"Wait," says the electrical engineer. "The way it just stopped like that, I think it's the electrical system. Let me have a look and I'll get us going again in a minute or two."
"Hold on," says the Microsoft engineer. "Why don't we close all the windows and then open them again and then see if it starts?"
Got one with me -
One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down and coasts to the side of the road.
"Hang on," says the mechanical engineer. "The problem is probably the engine, let me have a look at it and I'll have us on the road again in no time."
"Wait," says the electrical engineer. "The way it just stopped like that, I think it's the electrical system. Let me have a look and I'll get us going again in a minute or two."
"Hold on," says the Microsoft engineer. "Why don't we close all the windows and then open them again and then see if it starts?"
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Pradeep Singh
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Re: product quality forecast
Very good one. Can not my laugh...Priyank Chopra wrote:ha ha ha!
Got one with me -
One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down and coasts to the side of the road.
"Hang on," says the mechanical engineer. "The problem is probably the engine, let me have a look at it and I'll have us on the road again in no time."
"Wait," says the electrical engineer. "The way it just stopped like that, I think it's the electrical system. Let me have a look and I'll get us going again in a minute or two."
"Hold on," says the Microsoft engineer. "Why don't we close all the windows and then open them again and then see if it starts?"
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